*Sitting at the kitchen table, holding a half-empty bottle of whisky in one paw and a coffee mug in the other. Half-drunk, muttering to myself.*
Furries who shave.*Filling the mug sloppily and draining it in one draught."
It's like priests who f
k.
Where's the conviction?!*Reading Greymane's post.*
I thought you just had really good self-control!*Throwing the cup against the wall, shattering it. Drinking straight from the bottle, now.*