The story of Rick; the love-seeking panda...

[zangooselover666]

Chapter one~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was a glorious sun shine day on the town of Revele. Although the sun crossed hi window, Rick was still sleeping soundly on his bed, thinking on some ...personal affairs...

"-Hmm, Panda Croft... you can come to my room any day..." said as he drooled a little on his shoulder. He happily smiled as he continued his dream with the most famous video game character... That is until he woke up because of a small giggle.
He slowly opened his eye's a saw his brother at the end of the bed, giggling like a mad man.

"-What are you laughing at?" said Rick while scratching his messed up hair. His brother turned around in only one foot, facing the door. He turned his head at Rick, grinned a little and marched out the door, fast paced singing---

"-My brother's gott'a bonner,
oh my brother's gott'a bonner;
if mom finds out, he will be kicked out,
oh my brother's gott'a bonner!"

"-Hey, wait a minute, you little..." but it was too late. By the time Rick understood what was going on and ran to his door, his 10 year old brother had already disappeared running and singing down the stairs.

"-Crazy little bastard..." Rick said, as he came back to his room and put on a clean black shirt of "Pantallica", one of his favourite music bands. He put his dark blue pants and his orange snickers, and as the final touch, his Mp3.

"-Oh, damn, out of batteries!" thought Rick as he turned on his Mp3 to only still hear his brother down the stairs singing that tormenting song...  Rick trowed his Mp3 back to his bead while he quickly descended the stairs, still half asleep, with his hands on his pockets. Once he came down, he sat on the kitchen table's chair, where everyone else was having breakfast.

"'-Morning, Rick!" said his mom, as she drunk a little of her tea.  His dad was quiet, reading the newspaper; probably the price on sugar canes rise again or something, as he seemed to busy to notice Rick's arrival. His brother was next to him, whistling his little song while buttering his toast. Rick gazed at evil with an evil look, but he seemed to whistle even louder.

"-Alan, stop whistling at the table; that's not nice." said Rick's father, with the news paper still in front of him. He stopped immediately, and ate his toast in one bite. Rick decided that he should fill his empty stomach too, and grabbed a cookie from the table. As he was chewing on it, Tanya, Rick's curious 6 year old sister, decided to open her mouth.

"-What does "bonner" mean?" she asked as Rick's mom spit her tea, his dad left his newspaper fall (still leaving his hands in the same place) and Rick himself choked a little on the other cookie he had put on his mouth.

"-Tanya, that's a very bad word to say! Where did you learn such language?" said Rick's mom, angry while blushing at the same time. His dad just let his glasses slid on his face.

"-Alan told me. Is that some kind of cake? 'Cause if it is, I want some booner too!" she asked innocently, while his Rick's dad and mom looked at Rick's brother.

"-I know what you're thinking..." said Alan as he walked away slowly from the table, trying to escape to his room.

"-Not so fast, young man; hold it right there!" said Rick's father, making Alan freeze in his place. This made Rick chuckle a bit while thinking "heh, he's so busted..."

"-You are now officially grounded. No TV or video games for a week!"

"-What? But daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd..." moaned Alan while lowering his little ears. "That's not fair!"

"-Really, now? Well, I believe that that punishment was kinda soft, considering you are now with 2 weeks without TV or video games!" said Rick's dad in a respecting, yet somewhat mocking tone of voice. "Now, go to your room!"

"-Ok..." groaned Alan as he begun to go up the stairs to his room, while moaning something like "stupid Rick with his magazines, and the loving, and the cuddling and the...-" that began to fade as he climbed up.

"-I swear, that kid is going to be our doom..." said Rick's mom while drinking the rest of her tea, still blushing a little.

"-So... can I go out and play?" asked Tanya, like she didn't remembered her last question.

"-Sure you can, honey. Just don't come home late, you hear?"

"-K, thanks daddy!" replied Tanya while rushing to the front door.

"-Pff, man, finally some peace and quiet..." said Rick as he finished drinking a glass of orange juice.

"-So, Rick..." said his mother like trying to come up with something to talk about. "How's things with Cassie?"

"-Have you reached 3rd base yet, son?" said Rick's dad while poking him in the shoulder slightly while blinking his eye.

"-Actually, we just broke up." said Rick calmly, like if it wasn't anything new. And indeed it wasn't. Rick had girlfriends since he was 9, but even though he always tried to be the most romantic as possible, he would just get to nervous when it would be the time to spice things up. It wasn't too different from what happened with Cassie.
They met 8 weeks ago in a Starlocks cafe, while Rick was trying to get some inspiration to write a book about his life. They were just one table away from each other, and when they looked each other in the eye's, sparks began to fly. Although Cassie was a lizard, Rick just felt attracted to her like they were meant forever. They started hanging out, going to the movies, sharing the same ice cream... Everything was going smoothly until one day, Rick decided that it was time to make the next move.  He arranged a candle light dinner on the 5th most expensive restaurant in town, hopping that this time he would be successful. They met there as schedule, and had a nice dinner together. After that, Rick invited Cassie to his house to "drink a cup of coffee or something". That night his mother and father had went out to watch Tanya's school play, and luckily his brother was dragged to see it too; he had the house to his own.

"-Hmm, sounds good." said Cassie as she began to envelop her tail around Rick's right leg. Rick gave a small "gulp", as he looked at Cassie's passionate sparkly brown eye's. She had that "let's-do-it-right-here-right-now" look, which made Rick blush so much that he could be easily mistaken for a red panda. As they drove on Rick's Viat 348 to his house, Cassie began to take the top button of her top, revealing more than Rick had ever seen. This made Rick go twice the speed he was driving; after all, a man's urges can't be denied.
At the arrival, they walked in a sort of a fast pace inside the house, where Cassie closed the door behind her. They began to kiss each other gently, joining their lips as one. Soon, they both opened their mouth's and began to massage each other thongs, while sharing the same hot saliva in their mouths. Just then, Rick suddenly stopped, and moved away his mouth from Cassie's.

"-What's the matter, hun?" said Cassie, while she licked her lips, desiring for more.

"-Sorry, I can't do this..." replied Rick, blushing more than ever as he tried to disguise the hump on his trousers.

"-Why not?!" said Cassie, now getting more desperate.

"-I... I don't believe you're the right one..."

"-What-the-heck-do-you-mean-with-that ?"

"-Listen, I'm still a virgin, and I think that ending it should be a privilege. And I would rather loose my virginity with "the one". You... understand, right?"

SLAP![/size], made the sound of Cassie slapping Rick in the face...
[span style=\'color:red\']SLAM[/size]![/span], made the door as she left more pissed than ever...
*[span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\']sigh...*[/span], made Rick realizing he had screwed up again.

"Damn me and my thoughts of the perfect girl!" he thought. Oh, if only he just had his mouth closed that day, he could have tasted what his body was urchin for about the last 7 years. A 19 year old virgin... I believe there was a movie like that.

"-Oh, erm... sorry, son." said Rick's father, as he realised he made a huge mistake.

"-Ah, no worries! She is somewhere out there, I just know it..."

"-Or "he"..." said Rick's mom while avoiding eye contact with him.

"-For the last time mom, I'm NOT gay!"

"-Well, you always spend lots of time with that friend of yours..."

"-Just because I spend more time with my friends, doesn't mean I have to be a homo..." said Rick as he walked to the front door.

"-Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you're not, dear..."

"-Oh, for Pete's sake!" said Rick as he left home and slammed the door behind him.

"-Yep, he's gay. I just know it!" said Rick's mom to his father, while he grabbed the news paper again and pretended not to listen...

End of chapter one...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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[zangooselover666]

Chapter 2: B.F.F.L. (Best Friends For Life)...
P.s.: For this chapter, there will be flashback, which will occur while the text is grey.
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"-Sigh, what the heck have I done to deserve this..." said Rick, as he kicked a pebble near him. The rock kept going down the road, since he was going down the street. As Rick looked at his watch, he realised that he still had plenty of time left before school started, but he didn't want to stay in his house now... Taking a guess, he knew that his mother should still be talking with his dad about him having a "father-son" talk, while he ignored her, staying focused on his newspaper waving once in a while in agreement.
"-Alan must still be in his room grounded, and I bet Tanya is asking mom to do a boner, since she thinks it's a cake..." Rick couldn't help to laugh at this one, as he imagined little Tanya bothering his parents with this "matter".

She was always smart for her age, although she didn't knew "everything", for goodness sake. She was always so inocent that Rick feared she would still have that personality when she grew up; afterall, no need to explain what happens to those kind of girls...
Alan, by the other hand, was tottaly diferent. It started about a month ago, when Rick had bought some "special tapes" at the backroom of the videoclub: "1 hour sexy hot female deer action!" though Rick while blushing. He might be a virgin, but hell, a guy has to relieve some tension once in a while...  When he arrived home (and after the obvious happened), he put the blank DVD case on the highest shelf of the living room DVD colection closet, so that no one would suspect anything from him. Also, no one could reach it! Or so he taught, 'cause a few hours later, Alan arrived home from school, went upstairs to ask Rick if he could see "Bambi 2"...

"-Sure, knock yourself out..." said Rick, as he fell asleep on his bed with a "Mega Mammal" comic over his head. A few minutes later, Rick woke up with some familiar sounds coming from the TV downstairs. Very familiar, STRANGE sounds. As if a bee had stung him in the butt, Rick rushed downstairs as fast as he could, to have his fears revealed: his brother was watching "the" DVD... Only then he remembered that last time Alan tried to watch "Bambi 2", he almost screwed up the DVD player, so his mom put it on the top shelf, so that he couldn't reach it. Of course, he was an engenious little bastard, as he dragged one of the sofas to the DVD closet so that he could reach the higher tapes... He was watching Bambi alright: "Bambi" fornicating a female deer who moaned in pleasure. Rick quickly turned of the DVD, hopping his brother had fallen asleep or something... but nope, he was wide awake, looking at the screen with a shock yet somewhat happy face. Only a moments after he turned to Rick and he grinned maliciously.

"-So, THIS is what adults call sex, now isn't it?" said Alan as he stood up and gave a big yawn, as he stretched himself.

"-Alan, listen, what you just saw was very, very wrong, and you should NEVER do that, you hear?" Rick was now blushed to his max.

"-Hey, don't worry, It's not I'm going to do that with all my classmates! Besides, chicks are gross. I can't imagine why you would want to put your dinger in there..." said Alan as he made a sort of disgusted face. He started to walk to his room, climbing the stairs but then he stoped to say "-Don't worry, mom and dad won't know about this bro... I may not like you, but I never tell on people."

Back to reality, Rick started to speak to himself.
"-Hmph, probably the only thing good that brat made for me. After that he started to annoy me to death, and then he came up with that song, which he now sings every fu**ng morning when I wake up..."

"-Hey Rick, wait up!" said someone from the end of the street. As he looked back, he could see it was Max, one of his oldest friends. Max was a tiger/dragon crossbreed with silver painted hair, and an ear ring on his left ear. He was wearing some ripped jeans (that somebody must had told him it looked cool, but it really didn't), an orange shirt and his all time favorite cat-shaped necklace, that his grandmother had given to him.
As Max got close to Rick, he triped and landed on top of him, with his head on Rick's pants. As Rick stood up, he noticed that Max had his elbows on his legs with his half furry/half scaled pawsholding his head, as he was looking at Rick's crotch happily, waving his black striped dragon tail on the air. Only a few moments later he looked up at Rick and said "-Well, well, well, nice to "meat" you here..." he said giggling.

"-Hey, get of me!" said Rick, as he pushed him aside, standing up and cleaning his cloths with his paws. "-You may be gay, but you know very damn well that I'm not, so why do you keep insisting?"

"-Oh, can you blame a guy for having a little fun?" replied Max, as he stood up as well from the floor. "-Besides, I'm not gay, I'm bisexual. I like girls as much as you like them, Ricky."

"-Please don't call me Ricky, that disturbs me... You know, you're lucky I know you're a good friend, 'cause if it was anyone else I'm sure they had left you as soon as you told them you were gay." This triggered the event that had took place 2 weeks ago, when they we're both having lunch at Max's house. His parents had left, so it was only him and Rick in the house, eating some left-over pizza.

"Hey, what's the matter, dude? Your pizza is just lying in there!" said Rick as he took a huge bite of his slice.

"-Rick..." started Max, blushing while looking at the pizza box. "-... I... I have something to tell you..."

"-Um, k. Sure, go ahead!"

"-We... we can't be friends anymore." As Max finished that sentence, Rick almost chocked.

"-Say what??? Why???"

"-I... I can't say..."

"-Dude, we have been together for almost all our lifes! Why are you saying we can't be friends?

"-Well... do you know Tom Francy?"

"-Yeah, he is in our class. The chicks call him "the idol of hunks". Why?"

"-I... I think he's hot." This made both of them freeze, with Rick holding a slice of pizza on his paw that never reached his mought, as it fell to the box.

"-Dude, are you saying you're..."

"-I'm not interely gay, since I still like girls. I'm bisexual" interupted Max, as he blushed even more. "-You can leave now..." he said as he lowered his head, bumping the table.

"-Why would I leave, dude?"

"-WHY? Didn't you heard what I said? I told you I was a bi! I'm a freak, I know it" and with that, Max started to sob.

"-I can't believe it man... how could you think I would leave you because of your sexual preferences?"

"-Hu?" said Max surprised, as he rised his head from the table to face Rick drinking the rest of his soda.

"-Listen, first of all, it's your life, and I shouldn't have an opinion about it. Sure, I must say it was wierd when you told me about it, but that's no reason to leave you! If you are happier with a man on your life, hey go ahead, I won't stop you, and neither should anyone. Second, you're my friend dude, and true friendship isn't something that you can break that easily." Rick started drinking his soda again, only to stop some time later, smiling and saying "-Just remember that I'm straight, ok?" as he winked at him.


Suddenly, after remembering that episode of his life, Max started to feel bad about that joke he made seconds ago.
"-Listen, Rick... I want to say sorry... I shouldn't have done that, I..."

"-Hey Max, do you think Stephany from our class is hot?" replied Rick abruptly.

"-Sure, she's hot!" said Max, realizing a few seconds later what he just had said. Rick gave a small laugh as he said "-See? you're still one of us, buddy!"  and grabbed his head, giving him a small woogy.

"Hey, watch the hair! I'm going to make you pay for this..."

"Heh, then come and get me!" said Rick as he and Max went down the road running one after another in the direction of the park. As Max runned after him, he wispered to himself "-Rick, thanks for being such a good friend..."

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Chapter 2 end!

Yay, another chapter ended! Hope you like it! As usual, please give coments... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!! *bambi eye's*
 

[furryskibum]

Hmmm... I like where this is going!  :D

You could really do to proofread and run a thorough spell-check, but other than that I enjoyed reading so far.  Your text formatting is pretty non-standard, though, and that can make understanding what's going on more difficult at times.

That said, I look forward to more development and lots of gratuitous sex!  XD